Shrek caressed Shadow's black face like a starving person might do to a piece of fruit.
"Pick me up, daddy", Shadow said to the green, large, shiny, red ogre in front of him. Shrek, pleased by his request, hoisted him up. Shadow giggled and said "Dora roleplay?". "Dora Roleplay.", Shrek whispered.
"Swiper, no swiping", Shadow flirtingly smacked Shrek in the face. Shrek paused, and abruptly put Shadow down. "Oo what are we doing now, Swiper?", Shadow purred. Shrek sat down on his bed with his head in his hands. "Our relationship...this isn't right"
"What do you mean?", Shadow sat on his large lap.
"I... I have a wife and kids... It's ogre, S